And Ohioans out there?

[Midnight Rider!]

By golly Jeff finally did something for us ;D!

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you may live in Ohio .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you may live in Ohio .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Ohio .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Ohio .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Cleveland for the weekend,
you may live in Ohio .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Ohio .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
you may live in Ohio .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching,
you may live in Ohio .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Ohio .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Ohio .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Ohio .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Ohio .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Ohio .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
you may live in Ohio

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Ohio .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",
you may live in Ohio .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Ohio friends & others,
you definitely live in Ohio

[nightrunner]

wow thats funny!... lol If he thinks ohio is that bad , i wonder what hed say about it up here in canada!

[softserve]

lmao. that is hilarious

[signsmasher]

i may send that to some ppl i know actually lol its histerical! even though i live nowhere near ohio lol ;D

[Mr.Tuff]

come on guy larry is way better than Jeff?!!! 8-)lol

[softserve]

Apr 24, 2008 17:51:11 GMT -5 Mr.Tuff said:

come on guy larry is way better than Jeff?!!! 8-)lol

lol sometimes. there both hilarious.

i just emailed this so everyone on my contacts 8-)lol